The Life of a Dummy (No Not Irving) by Spongey444, literature
Literature
The Life of a Dummy (No Not Irving)
It was a rainy day in Danville. It was dark, creepy, and dramatically convenient. Three girls, most likely around 12, and a man, around 30, were stand on a side of a street
Man: okay, are we really going to do this?
Girl #2: yes. Yes we are. This is our only chance.
Girl #1: are we this desperate to get rid of him? To go all the way out here?
Girl #3: come on, it'll work.
Man: I hear these kids are miracle workers. Maybe they can destroy this guy once and for all.
Girl #1: fine. But let's just dump it and go home.
Man: Fine. Let's go.
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Phineas and Ferb were working on their latest invention
Phineas: it's lucky that rain actually
The Adventures of Irving and Friends
Episode 17
NinjaDude and FanMan
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Narrator: PREVIOUSLY ON TEAM IMPROBABLE!
Multi Man: Guys, my head just turned into a pumpkin!
Ferb Guy: I have decided I shall speak more often.
Hanaman Man: Hitler has been resurrected in the form of a teddy bear!
Control Freak: I need your help.
The Rainbow: I need to create a phony previously on segment that isn't funny or witty!
Belch Man: If you're going to shove a stick up a hobo's butt, I don't think we deserve to be friends!
Hanaman Man: I told you it was the dry clean lady!
Multi Man: my copy has stolen my bananas!
BelchMan: FerbGuy, why do you hav
WARNING: THOSE WHO LIKE LOGIC SHOULD NEVER READ THIS. EVER.
The Adventures of Irving and Friends
Episode 16
July Fools Day
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It was a normal sunny day in Danville. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and fluttershy was a tree.
Irving and Albert were hanging out at Phineas and Ferb's house. Well, Albert was. Irving was stalking from behind a fern plant while Albert was talking to Phineas.
Tacos are plants.
Albert: So you're telling me there IS more than 104 days?
Ferb: The network demanded it.
Phineas: Indeed. So remind me Albert, why are you here?
Albert: Well I figured that I need to actually talk to Phineas and ferb by
The Adventures of Irving and Friends
Episode 14
E.L.F.
Written By Spongey444
Songs Written by Agent Goldfish and fanon user planty the potted plant.
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Narrator 1: Okay, you have me for some narration. Normally I'd refuse to work for you ever again, but hey, it's Christmas and santa won't give me that pony if I'm naughty.
Narrator 2:' yay!
Narrator : But if you mess this up…I might hurt you. I've been working for too long to have to up with you again.
Narrator 2: I promise to be good, sir.
Narrator 1:Good. Okay, Ah, it's Christmas time. The time year full of happiness, when you aren't getting stepped on at the mall looking for
