The Life of a Dummy (No Not Irving)It was a rainy day in Danville. It was dark, creepy, and dramatically convenient. Three girls, most likely around 12, and a man, around 30, were stand on a side of a streetMan: okay, are we really going to do this?Girl #2: yes. Yes we are. This is our only chance.Girl #1: are we this desperate to get rid of him? To go all the way out here?Girl #3: come on, it'll work.Man: I hear these kids are miracle workers. Maybe they can destroy this guy once and for all.Girl #1: fine. But let's just dump it and go home.Man: Fine. Let's go.///Phineas and Ferb were working on their latest inventionPhineas: it's lucky that rain actually
NinjaDude and FanManThe Adventures of Irving and FriendsEpisode 17NinjaDude and FanMan///Narrator: PREVIOUSLY ON TEAM IMPROBABLE!Multi Man: Guys, my head just turned into a pumpkin!Ferb Guy: I have decided I shall speak more often.Hanaman Man: Hitler has been resurrected in the form of a teddy bear!Control Freak: I need your help.The Rainbow: I need to create a phony previously on segment that isn't funny or witty!Belch Man: If you're going to shove a stick up a hobo's butt, I don't think we deserve to be friends!Hanaman Man: I told you it was the dry clean lady!Multi Man: my copy has stolen my bananas!BelchMan: FerbGuy, why do you hav
July Fool's DayWARNING: THOSE WHO LIKE LOGIC SHOULD NEVER READ THIS. EVER.The Adventures of Irving and FriendsEpisode 16July Fools Day//It was a normal sunny day in Danville. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and fluttershy was a tree.Irving and Albert were hanging out at Phineas and Ferb's house. Well, Albert was. Irving was stalking from behind a fern plant while Albert was talking to Phineas.Tacos are plants.Albert: So you're telling me there IS more than 104 days?Ferb: The network demanded it.Phineas: Indeed. So remind me Albert, why are you here?Albert: Well I figured that I need to actually talk to Phineas and ferb by
E.L.F.The Adventures of Irving and FriendsEpisode 14E.L.F.Written By Spongey444Songs Written by Agent Goldfish and fanon user planty the potted plant.///Narrator 1: Okay, you have me for some narration. Normally I'd refuse to work for you ever again, but hey, it's Christmas and santa won't give me that pony if I'm naughty.Narrator 2:' yay!Narrator : But if you mess this up…I might hurt you. I've been working for too long to have to up with you again.Narrator 2: I promise to be good, sir.Narrator 1:Good. Okay, Ah, it's Christmas time. The time year full of happiness, when you aren't getting stepped on at the mall looking for
FerbBumps HorrorlandAuthor's Note: Yay, another Crossover fic! This time we have Phineas and Ferb, and Goosebumps. Before reading you must know a few things. This is sort of an AU of the Horrorland series. Some things are the same, some are different. I'd suggest reading the books to fully get this. As well as some of the regular Goosebumps books. And my readers are asking, this does sort of take place in Iaf continuity hence any Stacy/Al stuff that pops up. So, enjoy!FerbBumps HorrorlandWritten By Spongey444Disclaimer: I do not own Phineas and Ferb or Goosebumps. P&F belongs to Disney, and GB belongs to R.L Sine.Chapter One: Horrorland?/It was a bri
Albert Vs JeremyAlbert VsWritten By: Spongey444Insipired By: Dan Vs.Disclaimer: Phineas and Ferb belongs to Disney, and Dan Povenmire, and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. Dan Vs belongs to the Hub, and created by Dan Mandel and Chris PearsonPart One/It was an average day in the Irving/Albert household. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and Irving was tried as all heck. But his older brother Albert was the opposite. They were hanging out in the kitchen, while Irving was preparing a bowl of cereal.Albert: Good morning, Irving.Irving: What's go good about it?Albert: Why the glum face?Irving: Phineas and ferb left for some fishing trip with t
The Irving Zone 2The adventures Of Irving and FriendsThe Irving Zone//Narrator: I got some good approval from that first one. thank you. So anyway, let's see if you like this one. Submitted for Your approval, a bunch of kids getting ready for Halloween But some...creepy...thing is about to happen. Yea, i didn't put much thought into this one. But enjoy it anyway...Segment 2: Who has the alien heart?///It has a dark and spooky Halloween night at irving's house. Stock animals noises filled the air. It was a full moon, and everything was a cliché as it could be. Not only was irving there, but so was most of the people he knew. Oh, and some frien
The irving zone 1AN: BOO! It is Halloween season once again, and thus we have our 2nd special! This time it's a twilight zone spoof. This is a good one, if I say so myself. So enjoy segment one ///The adventures Of Irving and FriendsSpecialThe Irving ZoneWritten by Spongey444Inspired by The Twilight ZoneSongs Written By:: Planty The Potted plant (A internet guy, not the plant)//Narrator: Hello, and Welcome to a world. A different world. A…Metaphorical world. Yea…Oh, speech time!Narrator: You unlock this fanboy's innermost thoughts and fears with a keyOf course, it's not an actual key. The key is just a metaphor for something th
Don't Stoop to the TroopDISCLAIMER: Nothing is owned by me. Everything is owned by them.-----It was a crisp, clear afternoon in Danville, the changing of the seasons imminent in the air. The leaves were just beginning to make their descent to the ground below, signifying the approach of fall.And seven young girls in a downtown lodge were beginning to make their preparations for their Fireside Girls Cupcake Delivery Program."All right girls, let's go over everyone's route for Delivery Day!""Aye aye, Chief!"The crowd sitting around the fire-pit were holding their assorted papers and pencils, awaiting their delegation from their troop leader, Isa
The NorminatorThe Adventures of Irving and FriendEpisode 13: The Norminator/THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURENext Sunday ADJingle Singers: (Slowly) Doofenshmirtz *Cough* Evil incorporated!Doofenshmirtz: Dang it, even The Slacks have gotten old!Jingle Singers: Dude, we just have a cold ,we're only 24…well Jarred is 26Doofenshmirtz: Oh Sorry, I'm getting old…Norm: Do you need a cane?Doofenshmirtz: *Sigh* That's cool.Norm: What's wrong, sir?Doofenshmirtz: It's just that…it's been like 5 years, and I still haven't taken over the tri state area!Norm: The 90001th time is the charm!Doofenshmirtz: No, yesterday was attempt #9000
Tears of Bitterness Book 1 C1This is the beginning of a series that continues my trilogy entitled The Bitterness Trilogy.WARNING: This story will have violence and BLOOD in parts. However, I will add the mature content warning later.Chapter 1: A New AdventureA teenage boy with short, blonde hair and nerdy glasses was strolling through Danville, wondering what had happened there. When he had left this town months before, it had been in ruins, and ruled by a cruel dictator named Heinz. But now, things were being repaired, and he had overheard conversations about finally being free from Heinz.What have I missed? he thought.Suddenly, he came to Heinz's old building
Next Sunday ADGives Geeks a Chance#4: Next Sunday ADAN: Here's a new one, after all this time. Enjoy!///It was the year 2031. Things had done pretty well in the past 20 years. Albert had never thought he'd be as happy as he was now. He simple imagined his future as either a small businessman, or a lonely nerd who lived in his mom's basement.But that changed once he met Stacy. And when he got together with her, he was sure his future was much brighter now.Well, maybe it wasn't as bright for him, because from the look on his wife's face, she wasn't too happy. Through some complicated events, Stacy had become president Uruguay. Things had gone fin
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